When a group of married men gather to go fishing, you can bet that their conversation will eventually turn to their wives. It’s a common phenomenon, and one that provides a glimpse into the inner workings of their relationships. Recently, four married guys embarked on a fishing trip, and their conversation took an amusing turn.
As they cast their lines and waited for a bite, they began to discuss what they had to do to earn their freedom for the day. The first guy mentioned that he had promised to paint every room in the house the following weekend. The second guy chimed in, saying that he had agreed to build a new deck for the pool. The third guy topped them both, revealing that he had promised to remodel the kitchen.
As the conversation continued, the fourth guy remained noticeably silent. His friends eventually asked him to share what he had to do to get out of the house for the day. His response left them all in stitches. He explained that he had simply set his alarm for 5:30 am, turned it off, and then nudged his wife awake. When he asked her, “Fishing or sex?” she replied, “Wear a sweater.”
