A young woman with blonde hair walked into a confessional booth, seeking guidance from the priest. With a nervous tone, she revealed her unexpected news: “I’m pregnant.” The priest, taken aback by her announcement, gently inquired about the circumstances surrounding her pregnancy.
The woman’s response, however, was anything but conventional. “I think it must be the second coming,” she said with a straight face. The priest, shocked by her reply, pressed for clarification. “What makes you think it’s the second coming?” he asked, curiosity getting the better of him.
The woman’s answer was a masterclass in quick wit and humor. “Because I swallowed the first one, father,” she replied with a mischievous grin. The priest, caught off guard by her cheeky response, couldn’t help but be amused by her unconventional sense of humor.
