It was just another typical morning for a husband and wife as they got ready for work in their bathroom. But then, out of the blue, the husband turned to his wife with a mischievous glint in his eye and declared, “I gotta have you!” Without warning, he pulled her close, and things got heated.
The husband was thrilled with himself, thinking he’d just given his wife the most unforgettable experience of her life. He was convinced he’d reached new heights of passion, judging by her screams and wriggling. But little did he know, his wife’s reactions had nothing to do with pleasure.
As the husband began to get dressed, he noticed his wife still writhing in pain, clinging to the bathroom door. Concern etched on his face, he asked, “Honey, that was amazing, wasn’t it? You’ve never moved like that before. Did you hurt yourself?” His wife’s response was not what he expected. With a pained expression, she replied, “No, no, I’ll be okay… once I can get the doorknob out of my bum.”
