A blonde woman found herself in a predicament with a jigsaw puzzle, and her solution was to call her boyfriend for help. She explained that she couldn’t figure out how to start the puzzle, and he agreed to come over and assist her.
When he arrived, he asked her to describe the finished puzzle, and she replied that it was supposed to be a rooster, according to the picture on the box. As he began to work on the puzzle, he realized that the pieces wouldn’t fit together to form a rooster. With a smile, he suggested they take a break and have a cup of tea. Then, he added with a chuckle, “Let’s put all these Corn Flakes back in the box.”
In another amusing tale, a class of students was assigned to paint a picture of cows grazing in a meadow. Little Johnny finished his project quickly and presented his teacher with a blank sheet of paper. When the teacher asked him why he hadn’t painted anything, Johnny replied with a grin, “The cows ate all the grass, and since there was no grass left, they just went away.”
