Katie’s grandfather had just passed away, and she was naturally curious about the circumstances surrounding his death. She asked her grandmother for an explanation, and what she got was a response that was both shocking and hilarious.
Her grandmother revealed that her grandfather had a heart attack while they were being intimate on Sunday morning. Katie was taken aback and expressed her concern that two people of their advanced age should not have been engaging in such activities. However, her grandmother was quick to reassure her that they had found a way to make it work.
In fact, they had developed a clever system to ensure that their intimate moments were not too strenuous. They would time their activities to coincide with the ringing of the church bells, which provided a gentle and soothing rhythm. As her grandmother put it, “It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong.”
Katie’s grandmother paused, wiping away a tear as she remembered her late husband. But then, with a mischievous glint in her eye, she added, “And if that darn ice cream truck hadn’t come along, he’d still be alive today.” The unexpected twist left Katie speechless, and her grandmother’s witty remark would be remembered for years to come.
